How about a cheery little story that includes 6 of these lines?

I'm sick. I need to smile.

1. Dear GAWD! She's hallucinating!

2. In the event of ______, please remember to ________.

3. Shut up, everybody! I'm trying to think.

4. Don't pull the plug yet....I just may live.

5. MATT DILLON !!! Get your *** back in this room!

6. I have good news. I have bad news.

7. Even Miss Kitty was smiling.

8. Festus......I really don't think that Hogg Haggen's cure-all elexcir is what she needs.

9. Call the preacher, damn it!

10. Well golly, bill, Matthew........What're gonna do?

11. Get your gloomy,doomy face out of my sight.

12. Sunshine sure is a poopy patient. Kinda cute.....but REALLY a poophead.

How about a cheery little story that includes 6 of these lines?extension

Miss Kitty had heard from the town-folks that Sunshine was ill and being she was one of Sunshine's DEAREST friends, she decided to rush right over and lend a hand!

Since the door was open Kitty let herself in, plopped the box of supplies she had brought with her onto the counter, and went in to check on Sunshine.

She gazed at Sunshine's flushed face peeking out from under a mountain of blankets.

"Hmmph! Even sick she doesn't look half bad, she thought as she stepped closer to get a better look.

Suddenly Sunshine's eyes popped open and she gasped at seeing Miss Kitty hovering over her!

"Am I dead yet?" She aked.

She hopped off the bed and grabbed a nearby broom.

"UNGARDE....Evil Wench!!!" She cried, parrying back and forth and thrusting the air with the broom handle!

"I challenge you to a duel for the hand of Lord Dillon, you Fire Haired Vixen you!!"

(She had been reading a Pirate Romance before dozing off!)

Kitty backed away.

“Dear GAWD! She's hallucinating!” She thought eying the empty bottle of Nyquil at the bedside.

As Kitty was thinking of what to do Sunshine began to swoon. The sudden rush of adrenalin had worn off and she was weak. She shook her head to clear it.

Kitty helped her get back under the covers. “Don’t worry dear…I’ll fix you a nice cup of Ramen noodles, Silva says you love them!!”

Sunshine groaned and pulled the covers over her head.

"No THANKS!!"

While she was sleeping Kitty helped herself to the other bottle of Nyquil that Sunshine kept in her medicine cabinet.

She too soon became drowsy..........

Cooincidentally, Festus, Doc and Matt all arrived at Sunshine's house at the same time , surprised to find both ladies conked out, Sunshine in her bed and Kitty on the couch.

Festus rushed over to the bed staring intently down at Sunshine…“Calll the preacher,damn it!!" He yelled.

"I think she's dead" Mat and Doc rushed over to the bed yelling. The commotion woke both ladies up!

Sunshine was momentarily confused at seeing the three hovering over her bedside and again thought she had died!

"Don't pull the plug yet....I just may live" she screamed looking from one face to the other. Everyone breathed a sigh of releif!

Doc pushed past Festus, "Get your gloomy,doomy face out of my sight, you scared the devil out of us"

Matt also pushed past,

"Festus......I really don't think that Hogg Haggen's cure-all elexcir is what she needs right now" he said.

Festus sulked off into the corner but Miss kitty cheered him up by relieving him of the botle of remedy, knowing it was chock full of alcohol!

"Sunshine sure is a poopy patient. Kinda cute.....but REALLY a poophead" She said, downing the bottle of elexcir in one long gulp.

Meanwhile Doc was completing his examination of Sunshine.

"I have good news. I have bad news" he said.

Everyone became quiet.

"The good news is, Sunshine is past the worst of it, the bad news is that since you've all been exposed your all likely to become sick within the next 24 hours. I'm immune since I've had it already"

Sunshine laughed now at all their long faces.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of ALL of you if you get sick!"

"AND In the event of my ACTUAL death, please remember to NOT hover over me like vultures waiting for your next meal!!"

Matt, Doc and festus laughed at that and even Miss Kitty was smiling!

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In a small log cabin, looking longingly out of a window at the fading light was a pioneer woman faced with the prospect that this might be her last day. “Call the preacher, damn it! (9) she cried out to the thousands who had gathered at her ranch for these last moments. And “get your gloomy, doomy face out of my sight (11). Not you, MATT DILLON!! Get your *** back in this room! (5) Read to me from the Bible” as she opened it up to I Kings, chapter 1.

Matt opened the bible and smiled as and turned, “I have some good news. I have bad news.(6). Festus….”I really don’t think that Hogg Hadden’s cure-all elexcir is what she needs. (8). Everybody out.” And he drew a blanket over the window. Matt passed the Bible to Festus, who couldn’t read, but gave it to Miss Kitty. Now, even Miss Kitty was smiling. (7) for she knew that Sunshine would rise in the morning.

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The Haunted Saloon

Miss Kitty was walking down the dusty main street when she heard someone yelling, "Oh no! A double-headed chicken is chasing me, and he's acting just like a dirty hog." Miss Kitty looked up and thought to herself, "Dear GAWD! She's hallucinating!"(1) A very fine, very pretty young lady running out of the saloon was the source of the outburst; however, she was followed by a thin older gent warning, "Watch out! The place is overrun by giant rodents and donkeys. It's more than haunted I think. GENESIS 49:17 describes what's in there now! Folks, we have to protect ourselves from the ghosts and ghoulies. Call the preacher, damn it!(9) He knows all about GENESIS 49:17, Miss Kitty. Does this town have a real preacher or just that dude who sends out near naked pictures of himself! Those who know him for years say he holds the 'real service' after his usual one. Then he puts on a whole new set of duds. He has a really good show going but, frankly, pardners, he's nuttier than a banana nut bread." The other five people who lived in the town were amused. Even Miss Kitty was smiling(7). "Hey, sir" she called to the thin gent. "Get your gloomy, doomy face out of my sight."(11)

Festus began to pull out some Hogg Haggen's ice cream for the two hysterical people but Miss Kitty stopped him.

"Festus.......I really don't think that Hogg Haggen's cure-all elexcir is what she needs.(8) And he needs something a lot stronger! Where is Matt? Only he can help. MATT DILLON!!! Get your *** back in this room!"(5) A few of the townsfolk began to laugh. They understood Miss Kitty and friends' innuendos only too well. One was even sending them by telegraph to people in nearby areas.

"Shut up, everybody! I'm trying to think,"(3) Matt seriously stated as he finally returned to Miss Kitty's side. "Alrighty then! I heard the problem and I declare this saloon not haunted! Let's all go in together and let those long dead spirits go find another joint to haunt. One thing, I have to say, though. In the event of an overexposure, please remember to keep me out of it!(2) That goes for Miss Kitty as well! You know how those spirits can get to you!" Everyone laughed. They did indeed understand Matt's innuendo as well! As for Matt and Sunshine, they just melted into each arms. With a lovely smile and a wink, she said, "Don't pull the plug yet....I just may live.(4) We can take care of ghosts or anything together, right Matt?" In answer, Matt grabbed her hand tightly and they walked off into the brilliant sunrise of a beautiful dawning day.

P.S. Today is really my 76th birthday and my wife did make me banana nut bread and GENESIS 49:17 is one of my favorite verses.