Can you write an AMUSING MYSTERY that includes 6 of these lines?

As you must know by now, this is simply good,wholesome fun on YA. Nothing more. Nothing less.

IDIOTIC CHITTER CHATTER

BONE TINGLING

COL. MUSTARD IN THE BILLIARD ROOM WITH ________.

THE CLOSET WAS CLUTTERED WITH CLUES

BLOODY DAGGER

FAMOUS DETECTIVE

ABBY NORM

IGOR LOOK-ALIKE

MAD SCIENTIST

SUNSHINE AND MATTBABY

CROOKED GRIN

DERANGED COCKROACH

Can you write an AMUSING MYSTERY that includes 6 of these lines?say yes

He walked quickly, his the sounds echoing of the walls of the drawing room. His footsteps sounded, to his overactive mind, like the idiotic chitter-chatter of a deranged cockroach.

One step. Two. Three. He stopped suddenly, and looked around. Out of the corner of his eye he could see a woman dressed entirely in purple.

After waiting for what seemed like hours, he moved again. This time he took four steps. He had nearly made it to the door, when he stopped.

He had begun to suspect Abby Norm. He picked up the bloody dagger and vocalised his thoughts. Somewhere far outside the room he could hear derisive laughter.

Once more, he waited, still. Holding the dagger to the light, he knew he looked like some sort of mad scientist, but he shook the thought from his mind.

He allowed himself six steps this time, and found himself in the Billiard room. His crooked grin faded as he realised what he had to do. He stood up straight, still holding the knife.

"I accuse," he said, in a strained voice, and paused. He looked down, through his moustache and entirely yellow suit. His British-accented voice was loud, so that anybody metres away could hear.

"I accuse," he continued, "Colonel Mustard, in the Billiard Room, with the Dagger."

Around him there was a sharp intake of breath, and he could hear faintly the rustling of an envelope.

From somewhere above him, a deep, loud voice was shouting. He looked around him, but could see nothing. Curious, he focused all his attention on understanding the man.

"I WIN!" He heard. The man appeared to be gloating.

Colonel Mustard sat down with the air of a man who knew his death was fast approaching. After all, it had been he who had murdered Mr Boddy.

Strangely enough, he had no recollection of the incident actually occuring.

Without warning, his whole world began to tilt, and he found himself sliding down, down. He landed, softly, in what seemed to be a box.

And, with a bang, everything went black. It was as though a lid had been placed on his world.

Outside, Bob had lost his victorious feeling. "I've had enough of Cluedo," he said, "who wants to play Monopoly?"

Can you write an AMUSING MYSTERY that includes 6 of these lines?palace theatre opera theater

yes
As they drove up to the mansion the thoughts flooded his mind. Will they know who he is will they think that he is some romance novalist.

As he walked in all he could hear was the idiotic chitter chatter of the locals as well as his fellow tourist's. Most of the guests had chosen to go home ... in light of the igor look alike that was murdering the guests.

He was aproached by the owner of this establishment... although he looked more like a mad scientist that is working on creating a deranged cockroach, he just cant quite keep the ph levels right... it always come's out with a crooked grin and a silly expression with twenty three and a half feet..

Ah Mr Green I see you have found us, did you have any trouble finding us... hello !!!!I Yeah you think, am a famous detective I think that I can follow the clues and read a map

No trouble at all, I would like to see the body.. Who and where is it Let me take your coat and hang it up.. This is the hall closet all the guests keep there coats in here. He noticed a few of the coats and some of the hats as well.

So who is it?

It is Mr Burgandy in the kitchen.. are you kidding me seriously what next Col mustard in the billard room .

The body was laid out on the counter with a huge bloody dagger sticking out of his back

Theyre was no blood on the floor and none on the table not even in or near the sink

Aha I know who did it....

how

that is impossible ...that is sunshine and mattbaby silly how could you allready...

Yes sir I do

the hallway and the closet were cluttered with clues... would you like to know who and how I know...

Ofcourse of course I do who and how

well the first clue was the dagger this is a small weapon so it had to be someone of small stature, like a woman. then I saw all of the coats in the closet any of which could be used for a disguise the next clue was that there was blood everywhere but in and on the sink that is the only clue i needed to know really

well it was the abby norm also know as your maid

she is killing the guest's because she is robbing them blind ... only the maid would clean up after herself and clean the kitchen it is ingrained in her to clean up in here when she is done..

That is bone tingling we have had some complaints about her but this is unbelevable

i cant beleive it i just cant

i hope you liked that i used them all
"This is the place? Are you sure," I asked the patrolman who led me there.

"Yes, sir," he said and pointed. "There's a BLOODY DAGGER stabbed into the door right there, sir."

We looked at the bloody dagger.

"So there is...Very observant, patrolman. Very observant."

"Yes, inspector, there's also a note as you can see there...being held up by the knife."

"Yes, yes...elementary. Rip that down for me, patrolman.

"But, sir, shouldn't I have some sort of glov..."

"Enough of this IDIOTIC CHITTER CHATTER. I am a world FAMOUS DETECTIVE, patrolman...don't you forget that! Now rip down that note immediately!"

"Yes, sir," he said.

He ripped down the note, and handed it to me.The contents of the BONE TINGLING letter put a CROOKED GRIN on my face.

"What is it, sir," asked the patrolman.

"It appears SUNSHINE AND MATTBABY have been up to their funny business once again, patrolman. Fetch me Dr. Norm immediately."

The patrolman looked at me amazed. "The MAD SCIENTIST, sir?"

"Yes, Dr. ABBY NORM...the IGOR LOOK-ALIKE...go get him. Wake him up if you have to," I said as I looked down at the letter once again, and shook my head solemnly. "We're going to need all the help we can get with this case."

The mystery had just begun when my dinner hit the table and I stopped typi....
The evening was no doubt going to be filled with IDIOTIC CHITTER CHATTER in that we were going to be playing board games, in the nude mind you, but still board games.

After what seemed to be hours of going round and round the Clue board and some BONE TINGLING revelations, Silva finally made it to the centre (she looked very chiily, I might add...) and shouted out "COL. MUSTARD IN THE BILLIARD ROOM WITH a candlestick!" She was right, as it turned out, but everyone had already paired off for "funtime in the closet" (and we hadn't even spun the bottle...)

Silva and I went looking for everyone to see who was doing what (or whom). THE CLOSET WAS CLUTTERED WITH CLUES...clothes everywhere and a few odd playtoys.

BLOODY DAGGER, the FAMOUS DETECTIVE, was the first to surface (he's got one of those names that describes what he does like Bob House, the builder).

Anyway, Bloody was crawling around the corner on his hands and knees, wearing a dog collar and lead with ABBY NORM barking commands to him. (Man, she should get something done about those boobs - they aren't what they used to be...)

So, everyone decided we should have an IGOR LOOK-ALIKE

contest which wasn't really fair as Baron, or the MAD SCIENTIST as we like to call him, already had a bit of a hunchback.

SUNSHINE AND MATTBABY decided that they would begin by dragging their feet behind them, which looks really odd when you're only 5 foot tall to start with and bits of your nude body are trailing along on the ground. I must say that with their CROOKED GRINs they looked a bit more like a DERANGED COCKROACH than Igor, but that's their business I suppose...did I mention I won the contest?