This is question...6,001....Can you write a little tale and include 6 of these silly phrases??

(It's ALL for the pure fun of creative writing. Nothing more. Nothing less.)

1. It was 20 years ago today

2. I think the man is yodeling

3. Spin the bottle

4. Wax on. Wax off.

5. Miss Kitty knew from the GET GO.....

6. Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann

7. Hide and go seek

8. Well, don't tell Sunshine!

9. The thrills. The spills.

10. Poems and Prayers and Promises

11. Whatever happened to quiet Sundays?

12. U.S. Marshal Dillon ain't himself, anymore.

This is question...6,001....Can you write a little tale and include 6 of these silly phrases??home theater

“Miss Kitty knew from the get-go that U.S. Marshal Dillon ain’t himself, anymore,” said Nurse Klampett, “not since he failed to call her. She’s on her way right now, yet all he does is wander around asking the same question over and over…”

“Whatever happened to quiet Sundays?” said Dillon, bursting through the wall, holding what appeared to be a man in a chicken suit tightly under one arm.

“Exactly,” said Nurse Klampett, taking the wandering, aimless lawman by the arm. “Let’s get you lying down again, meds are in an hour.”

“Well, don’t tell Sunshine!” gasped Alec the Dalek, siphoning a dozen pickles from a nearby cafeteria platter, “It was 20 years ago today those two made a promise to meet here, for a personal appointment. She’d hate to see him like this.”

“The thrills…the spills,” muttered the chicken-suited man, still locked in Dillon’s grasp. “That’s what my guidance counselor said I’d enjoy handing out coupons for Archie’s Chicken Emporium. That’s what I get for not studying for my ACTs. All I have now are poems and prayers and promises…”

Soon Marshall Dillon and Chicken-Man were snoring contentedly under the comforter, as Nurse Klampett took off their shoes, and scribbled away on a medical chart. Alec the Dalek rolled on to the doorway, and looked out towards the lobby.

Sunshine was there. Cradling an empty Pepsi 2-liter container.

“She’s here to play Spin the Bottle with Marshall Dillon,” sighed the Dalek, “but looks like we’re more apt to play hide and go seek!”

Moments later, Alec the Dalek and Nurse Klampett were hurriedly pushing the hospital bed down the street, merging with rush-hour traffic headed east to El Paso.

Sunshine was not easily shaken off. She ran to the petting zoo and asked who was in charge of the state highway patrol.

“Ba – ba – ba – ba Barara Ann,” replied a rather worldly ewe. “Here’s her cell phone number.”

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“I think the man is yodeling,” said Nurse Klampett, trying to keep Dillon and Chicken-Man quiet. The fowl-feathered drop-out seemed to be channeling some Swiss mountain climber, in a way that was both loud and alarming.

“Never mind that,” cried Alec the Dalek, using his laser cannon to blast a hole through the meandering traffic, “look who’s coming up fast upon us!”

“Wax on, wax off!” yelled Sunshine, from an incoming helicopter. Barbara Ann veered the aircraft until a net could be squarely dropped on the fleeing hospital bed.

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“Well, all’s well that ends well,” smiled Marshall Dillon. “We played a great game of spin the bottle, and Sunshine even helped me regain my senses.”

Dillon, Sunshine, Nurse Klampett, Chicken-Man, Alec the Dalek, and Barbara Ann all enjoyed a good-hearted laugh, as the waitress brought them the check.

“How was your Moons Over My Hammy, hon?” asked the waitress.

“Quite remarkable,” began Alec the Dalek, “considering I ordered the Grand Slam breakfast.”

“Here we go again!” laughed Marshall Dillon, as the Dalek chased the waitress and manager out of the Dennys. Witnesses say the helicopther bore the rest of the crew aloft in a partially damaged hospital bed, off into the sunset.

END

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Miss Kitty knew from the GET GO...that

Hide and go seek, the thrills, the spills, the

Poems and Prayers and Promises

of those that play Spin the bottle

with Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann, will make us ask,

"Whatever happened to quiet Sundays?"

U.S. Marshal Dillon ain't himself, anymore,

I think the man is yodeling, "Wax on. Wax off!"

Well, don't tell Sunshine!

It was 20 years ago today

that she shot his horse out from under him.
it was twenty years ago today that my family took the trip to alaska. when we arrived at the hotel, a man came and greeted us. I think the man was yodeling. When we went into the hotel, our room was on the third floor, and we had to walk by a group of teenagers that were playing spin the bottle. from another room, we could here the profound quote of the karate kid "wax on. wax off" repeating itself from the tv onm the wall. on the second floor, there was a little boy hiding in a laundry bin, he signaled to us to be quiet, he was playing hide and go seek. kiddingly, i said that i would tell the kids where he was hiding, and he said, Well dont tell sunshine!! i wondered, who is sunshine?! as we got to the room, my dads only words before his nap were, Whatever happened to quiet sundays?
It was 20 years ago today we were playing hide and go seek and the next week we were playing spin the bottle. I still don't know why we played, people say it was the thrills, the spills, and just pure fun. When it came time for a dare, we would get so loud that my mom would always ask "Whatever happened to quiet Sundays?" I will never forget the last night the fearsome four spent the night together. My dad was in the shower making the most awful noise. My best friend said "I think the man is yodeling." And that he probably was. Days pass by, friends move on, and all we are left with are memories.
U.S. Marshall Matt Dillon ain't himself, anymore

He's sittin' on the shelf in that new video store

Right next to Disney movies, about ol' Peter Pan

And Beach Boys music DVDs of Ba ba Barbara Ann

And now we ask whatever happened to those quiet Sundays?

We gathered to see episodes in blacks and whites and grays

The thrills! The spills on Dillon's show. Miss Kitty knew from the GET GO...

The villains didn't stand a chance. She have herself a true romance

It blossomed 'tween the two of them in stories week to week

Attraction that was plain as day, no need for hide and seek

Miss Sunshine is her rival for Matt Dillon's heart so fine

So, if he steals a kiss from Kitt....well, don't tell Sunshine!