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question: wat do u call a boomerang that does not return?

ans: a STICK!!!

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Q:What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A:Snowballs! Ha!

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.

"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't exist. !!!

We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

Q. What do you get when you ask a politician to tell "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"?

A. Three different answers.

Why is turkey popular at Christmas?

Because the weather is warmer over there

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Dude...those are funny! I love the snowman one and the Dad. Those are plain out rad...while the day without light is SO IRONIC!! its so freakin hilarious in such a weird way...thnx btw needed that badly...have been really down today. A star for you...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny
ok..
(feels a smile rising)

Thanks I have a good feeling now!
hahaha. thanks good job
Good one! :)